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  • I loved how I'm only getting ads for Christian dating websites and weight loss services. Hoe, I'm barely Christian, engaged and pregnant out of wedlock. Ain't one highly devoted Christian man on God's green earth going to look at me and think I'm wife material and I'm sure as **** not losing any weight for at least another 9 months. 🤣
    I loved how I'm only getting ads for Christian dating websites and weight loss services. Hoe, I'm barely Christian, engaged and pregnant out of wedlock. Ain't one highly devoted Christian man on God's green earth going to look at me and think I'm wife material and I'm sure as fuck not losing any weight for at least another 9 months. 🤣
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  • Apparnetly disliking snakes because they "represent the opposite of the holy spirit" is a thing and this is reason #17492 why I don't **** with 95% of other Christians.
    Apparnetly disliking snakes because they "represent the opposite of the holy spirit" is a thing and this is reason #17492 why I don't fuck with 95% of other Christians.
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  • Overthinking everything. Scared that the tests were wrong or something bad caused them to come up with a false positive. Scared of losing it more than anything. Aaaaaaahhhhh stupid monkey brain.
    Overthinking everything. Scared that the tests were wrong or something bad caused them to come up with a false positive. Scared of losing it more than anything. Aaaaaaahhhhh stupid monkey brain.
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  • Three tests came back positive today. After years of being told it probably wouldn't happen without treatment, it looks like it might be happening after all. Wish my doctor could have scheduled me sooner...
    Three tests came back positive today. After years of being told it probably wouldn't happen without treatment, it looks like it might be happening after all. Wish my doctor could have scheduled me sooner...
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  • Had my first sleep paralysis episode since 2019. Honestly wasnt that bad. Kinda felt nice, like seeing an old friend.
    Had my first sleep paralysis episode since 2019. Honestly wasnt that bad. Kinda felt nice, like seeing an old friend.
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  • There's nothing more pathetic than a grown ass person who takes on the persona of a fictional character both online and irl. Like, yeah, there are characters I love and who I may incorporate into my life in some fashion, but damn, yall comic book fanboys are the worst.

    [insert random Joker meme/quote] hurr durr im so edgy and smart and something about S O C I E T Y
    There's nothing more pathetic than a grown ass person who takes on the persona of a fictional character both online and irl. Like, yeah, there are characters I love and who I may incorporate into my life in some fashion, but damn, yall comic book fanboys are the worst. [insert random Joker meme/quote] hurr durr im so edgy and smart and something about S O C I E T Y
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  • Never had a cold kick my ass like this. Yeah, I usually lose my appetite, but this one just straight up destroyed my will to eat or my stomach's ability to hold food. Got a spicy chicken sandwich hoping it would clear my sinuses and instead my stomach screamed at me like it was gestating an alien. Same thing happened with everything else I've eaten this week. Like yeah I need to lose weight but damn.
    Never had a cold kick my ass like this. Yeah, I usually lose my appetite, but this one just straight up destroyed my will to eat or my stomach's ability to hold food. Got a spicy chicken sandwich hoping it would clear my sinuses and instead my stomach screamed at me like it was gestating an alien. Same thing happened with everything else I've eaten this week. Like yeah I need to lose weight but damn.
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  • Tooth pain and anxiety! I'm out of rescue remedy, I can't smoke pot, can't do a shot of whisky in the parking lot before work. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Tooth pain and anxiety! I'm out of rescue remedy, I can't smoke pot, can't do a shot of whisky in the parking lot before work. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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  • Blessed by beans.
    Blessed by beans.
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  • Today started off really good. I looked cute, my coworkers were happy to see me, and for the most part most of the customers were polite. Then I got home and one of my teeth felt like it was about to explode and the pain spread to the entire left side of my mouth. Set up an emergency an emergency extraction with a dentist that doesn't take my insurance, so I have to borrow money from my mom to pay out of pocket, and I had to go to urgent care to get some antibiotics for the infection that has taken over half my mouth. The pain was so bad I passed out in the pharmacy parking lot while I waited for my prescription to be filled.

    What an awesome day! 😍
    Today started off really good. I looked cute, my coworkers were happy to see me, and for the most part most of the customers were polite. Then I got home and one of my teeth felt like it was about to explode and the pain spread to the entire left side of my mouth. Set up an emergency an emergency extraction with a dentist that doesn't take my insurance, so I have to borrow money from my mom to pay out of pocket, and I had to go to urgent care to get some antibiotics for the infection that has taken over half my mouth. The pain was so bad I passed out in the pharmacy parking lot while I waited for my prescription to be filled. What an awesome day! 😍
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