To become a Pastafarian you must recite this holy prayer: Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into... moreTo become a Pastafarian you must recite this holy prayer: Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the onion, and the bay leaves, forever and ever.
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TheWildWolf
echoes in a dream wake me from my sleep
lights from the window are the terror in my eyes
I can no longer ignore that terrible scene
this awakening from heaven's outcry
I feel a shiver from the burst of thunder
my nerves have all been broken asunder
a divine punishment for my acedic crime
ironic how it's been impersonally assigned
heart beats fast now like lighting to the floor
electrically paralyzed between bed covers
fear devours my rationale wont take much more
tears rain down my cheeks when will it be over
breath escapes my lungs like that awful tempest
rattling my bones with it's violent intentions
there wont be a return to my ignorant slumber
the nocturnal storm has me over encumbered
-TheWildWolf
Vergil612
The holiday season for me is like watching a nature documentary on racist conservatives. Any stereotype that just came to your mind is a 100% right. You'll hear racial slurs thrown around 100 times every hour. People crying over trump's loss and how American is now fucked. Or how the election was rigged. It's cold during Autumn and winter so that means global warming doesn't exist. People today are to sensitive, yet mock something they like and they turn into hypocrites. Everyone's drunk and very loud and I'm just quietly sitting alone while very high like "wow... it sure is strange seeing nature play out in front of your eyes"
DancingWithDolphins3321
Bruh, if flat earthers are right and the earth truly is flat, then that means.... theres a chance its made out of pizza! How cool would that be?
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