To become a Pastafarian you must recite this holy prayer: Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into... moreTo become a Pastafarian you must recite this holy prayer: Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the onion, and the bay leaves, forever and ever.
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TheWildWolf
echoes in a dream wake me from my sleep
lights from the window are the terror in my eyes
I can no longer ignore that terrible scene
this awakening from heaven's outcry
I feel a shiver from the burst of thunder
my nerves have all been broken asunder
a divine punishment for my acedic crime
ironic how it's been impersonally assigned
heart beats fast now like lighting to the floor
electrically paralyzed between bed covers
fear devours my rationale wont take much more
tears rain down my cheeks when will it be over
breath escapes my lungs like that awful tempest
rattling my bones with it's violent intentions
there wont be a return to my ignorant slumber
the nocturnal storm has me over encumbered
-TheWildWolf
Vergil612
One would think trump supporters would've gotten over the loss by now. Then again nobody on the left shut their mouth the whole time trump was in office. People really need to stop freaking out over their guy not winning the sportsball championship. Who ever the president is, barely even matters. This is the equivalent of losing your shit because you accidentally got a Coke Zero and not a diet Coke. Sure there is a small difference, but it's barely worth mentioning. Maybe if more people were open to listening to the other side, we could talk with logic and reasoning. But no, everyone just loves yelling and screaming at each other because their color didn't win. This is why progress in this land moves slower then two snails pushing four snails. Because you just had to make a big deal about your Diet Coke. It doesn't matter they're basically the same thing. Nope you ordered the diet and everyone who prefers Coke Zero over diet coke needs to know how terrible it is.
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