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Independence Day weekend is upon us, and I'd like to tell you the story of my Great Great Great Great Grandfather Nathaniel "Guts and glory" Hebrewberg. He, along with his two hot Mohican wives, fought off 500 British troops and 150 Hessian mercenaries at the Battle of South Bronx in 1779 with just 4 rusty muskets, 2 flintlock pistols, 100 rounds of ammunition, 3 primitive bows and arrows, and a week's supply of whiskey and ale. A true American Patriot helping to rid this country of the evil blood-thirsty British Empire and making the USA the incomparable Constitutional Republic it is today!

I'd like to thank everyone who participated in my drunken shenanigans last night. You see, I'm a guy who craves activity, loves interaction, and needs mental stimulation. I can't stand a dead, stagnant feed. I don't throw the word hero around very often, but you people who put up with me are the greatest heroes I've seen since my father singlehandedly fought off 2 battalions of NVA during the battle of Khe Sanh. Give yourself a pat on the back. You deserve it and cheers my friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNNoLugG7no

WHO HERE WANTS TO SEE THE MIZ'S BALLS!!!!!
#PROVEIT !!!!!!!!!!

What yall think?? Rob Zombie's wannabe "Munsters"???

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