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  • About Me I'm not goth I just wanna look at fishnet butts.
    I like surf rock, death metal, Tony Martin era Sabbath and Terminator 2.
    VF banned me for being too handsome and now it's fuckin dead RIP in piece.

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    jmxb
    Fri at 1:21 PM ·
    POV you're part of the EU
    so you're a queer - YouTube
    so you're a queer - YouTube
    Original video - https://youtu.be/vl-tmYtHDEQHomo
    youtube.com
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      xhxll i kinda want to know who's initiating said bullying, though.
      • Fri at 1:32 PM
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        xhxll for the sake of UK commerce
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    jmxb
    Fri at 12:08 PM ·
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    The ol' Spicy Keychain - YouTube
    I'm really sorry about this
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    jmxb
    Fri at 11:11 AM ·
    ban fat people
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      Vergil612 I like how you don't even bother saying from where, it's just in general ^_^
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      • · Fri at 11:28 AM
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      xhxll what is a fat person within yhe context of the internet, though?
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        jmxb people with wrong opinions
        • Fri at 12:00 PM
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        xhxll @[email protected]
        • Fri at 12:44 PM
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      xhxll "weight? what's in a weight? would a fat by any other scale break as many chairs?" - me, on shakespeare, and myspace angles
      • Fri at 12:05 PM

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    jmxb
    Fri at 2:30 AM ·
    2021 and the NHS still hasn't been privatized, sold to Trump, sent to Timbuktu or any other conspiracy theory the lefties came up with. Which is annoying actually, cause the premise of the NHS' privatization was about 50% of the reason I voted Conservative.
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      xhxll there's a likelihood some NHS locations are being sold or used as teaching hospitals for clinic review & patient study, which would have been lost or handed over to covid research, is my guess.
      • Fri at 9:37 AM

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    jmxb
    Thu at 12:56 PM ·
    why the fock is image upload not working
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      IDrThodtI same prob
      • Thu at 2:10 PM
    • jmxb
      Ohshititsdaddy Can we just be honest with ourselves and admit that the site has been abandoned in lieu of creating more template wizard designed "goth" sites so the webmaster can keep selling user data to 3rd parties?
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      • · Thu at 2:16 PM
    • jmxb
      Ohshititsdaddy At this point I'd believe they're in bed with China too
      • Thu at 2:17 PM
    • jmxb
      xhxll could be a stray character; check input field size, closing chars, allowance and setting in db & prosper, hopefully
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      • · Thu at 2:21 PM
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      Radical This has been fixed
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    jmxb commented on Earthchild's poll.
    Wed at 10:39 AM
    New poll: Do you think Earthchild will ever stop molesting children?
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      InternetCaveman Don't be too hard on the Goblinchild, he actually thinks he's really clever.
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      • · Mon at 12:53 AM
    • jmxb
      AntisocialWeirdo Big tech blocks people voices never knew we lived in China and Russia..
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      • · Mon at 6:56 AM
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        Ohshititsdaddy I'd take Russia over this nonsense. At least Russia has a strong orthodox church that isn't full of sodomites.
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        • · Mon at 3:02 PM
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      AntisocialWeirdo You are a fool friend sorry there no different
      • Mon at 3:24 PM
    • jmxb
      jmxb New poll: Do you think Earthchild will ever stop molesting children?
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      • · Wed at 10:39 AM
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        InternetCaveman I bet it would get a lot more votes than this poll, LOL
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  • jmxb
    jmxb commented on Vergil612's blog entry.
    Wed at 12:25 AM
    Damn Trannyvania can't even go a whole day without defending his porn addiction.
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      Transylvania90210 Instagram about to realise just how much of their userbase are sex workers.
      • Tue at 8:48 PM
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        Vergil612 Do you not think they've already thought of that? They don't care theres endless accounts doing many other things with more than enough people to make up for banning ethots. This isn't going to hurt them.
        • Tue at 8:56 PM
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      jmxb Damn Trannyvania can't even go a whole day without defending his porn addiction.
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      • · Wed at 12:25 AM
    • jmxb
      Ohshititsdaddy All forms of social media needs to be burned to the ground. So this is a good start.
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      • · Wed at 5:40 AM
    • jmxb
      Geth As the economy continues to tank globally, you're likely to see this industry balloon - more performers, and more customers that are economically unattractive "in the wild". When you have thousands of vendors selling the same thing, market prices are...  moreAs the economy continues to tank globally, you're likely to see this industry balloon - more performers, and more customers that are economically unattractive "in the wild". When you have thousands of vendors selling the same thing, market prices are going to dip, especially if their customer base is the variety that has limited (or shrinking) expendable income. As that trend continues, the pool of performers will dwindle and make the career look unattractive to newcomers. Vergil can rejoice, it's an industry that risks extinction. Tranny may also rejoice, because in the not too distant future he will be able to feel like a noble ass lion to these performers for pennies a day.  less
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      • · Wed at 10:57 AM
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        Vergil612 I actually don't want the adult industry to fail. But they're places online for them. IG was never supposed to be one but it just got added to the list. Just like Twitch. However unlike twitch IG is booting them off because that type of stuff doesn't...  moreI actually don't want the adult industry to fail. But they're places online for them. IG was never supposed to be one but it just got added to the list. Just like Twitch. However unlike twitch IG is booting them off because that type of stuff doesn't belong there. Just like twitch thots should really just move to cam girl sites. Porn doesn't need to be everywhere does it? Do you go to a restaurant and ask them if they've gotten a new stock of ps5's yet? Same basic concept. But good points besides that ^_^  
        • Wed at 7:10 PM
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      ulfhedinn STARVE \ud83d\udc4f\ud83c\udffb THE\ud83d\udc4f\ud83c\udffb SLUTS \ud83d\udc4f\ud83c\udffb
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      • · Wed at 12:41 PM

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    jmxb
    Mon at 9:21 AM ·
    Can't be stopped
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      Tyrannical4Teabags Most goths are closet Republicans.
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      • · Mon at 9:31 AM
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        xhxll 0_o
        • Mon at 9:32 AM
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        leotiberius Only when they date one. Looking at you woman -_-
        • Mon at 9:32 AM
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        xhxll oof.
        • Mon at 9:32 AM
      • jmxb
        Tyrannical4Teabags Jet voted for Trump.
        • Mon at 9:36 AM
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      BrianOmen El Presidente of Vampiro freaks!! That Trump just owns everything.
      • Mon at 9:46 AM

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    jmxb
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      gombe forever will want to have the body of guts
      • Jan 10
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      MS42 Gombe! Don´t even think about it if you want a partner ;D In some pictures of guts he is anatomically incorrect even for a buff dude, but you can work out hard and get a fitness physique. I don´t think anyone have the expectations of these pictures...  moreGombe! Don´t even think about it if you want a partner ;D In some pictures of guts he is anatomically incorrect even for a buff dude, but you can work out hard and get a fitness physique. I don´t think anyone have the expectations of these pictures and... there is not many girls around who would be comfortable in a relationship with a guy into fitness who works out 5-6 times a week. Most of the competitive fitness athletes I know are single, together with other athletes or together with nerds who spend every day with their nerdy hobby. The rest of them... 70% are single  less
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        jmxb Gombe, don't listen to this copelord. Most of the competitive fitness athletes I know are married with kids. If you want a woman with zero self esteem and low expectations that you can easily meet, by all means take this plonker's advice. But if you want...  moreGombe, don't listen to this copelord. Most of the competitive fitness athletes I know are married with kids. If you want a woman with zero self esteem and low expectations that you can easily meet, by all means take this plonker's advice. But if you want to be a fucking winner get down the gym.  
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      • jmxb
        gombe hmmmmm time to eat brotien and pump iron
        • Jan 10
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        BrianOmen Yeah MS4 here has got it all wrong. I know many women that don't go to the gym that are with gym junkies. They love the muscles and feel protected. Yeah it's real neat if you can workout with your companion but you can workout alone at the gym and work...  moreYeah MS4 here has got it all wrong. I know many women that don't go to the gym that are with gym junkies. They love the muscles and feel protected. Yeah it's real neat if you can workout with your companion but you can workout alone at the gym and work your partner out sexually when you come home.  
        • Jan 10
    • jmxb
      MS42 I know some ofcourse, but most gym junkies I know are single guys and girls. In the end I believe it is all about which lifestyle preferences you have. Might be the fact that sweden is one of the countries with least romantic couples in the world too,...  moreI know some ofcourse, but most gym junkies I know are single guys and girls. In the end I believe it is all about which lifestyle preferences you have. Might be the fact that sweden is one of the countries with least romantic couples in the world too, when I think about it  
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    jmxb replied to a comment on Noodles123's blog Dear Governor Newsome...Suck my @$#%:
    Jan 10
    Actually, correction. The only thing that changed for them is they no longer have to leave the house to collect their dole/welfare

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    jmxb commented on Noodles123's blog entry.
    Jan 10
    Isn't it mad how everyone defending the lockdowns never left the house in the first place? Literally nothing has changed for them but they still love giving lectures. As for the vaccine, anyone who takes ANY undertested product fresh out the lab is a fucking moron.
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      leotiberius The issue of gender is the real agenda here. Not control of speech; action or removal of certain things crucial to a fair election.
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        BrianOmen There is no issue to be addressed. There is male and female and hermaphrodite/trans.
        • Jan 9
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        InternetCaveman The real issue here is that you keep using semi-colons needlessly.
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      Transylvania90210 So basically you're one of the selfish douchebags that causes lockdown to last even longer and more people to die? The Pandemic isn't an American Political issue it's worldwide. Even countries that are Anti-American have to deal with it.
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        DizzyRelic There is a bunch of morons in this post.
        • Jan 10
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        InternetCaveman You two are never going to have willing sex partners, ever. May you find solace in each other.
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        • · Jan 10
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        Noodles123 I test every week...I have been covered in Covid since MARCH...I am not diabetic, obese or immune deficient...I have committed no crime so why exactly does someone think they have a right to not allow me to walk in the park, hike in the woods or go to...  moreI test every week...I have been covered in Covid since MARCH...I am not diabetic, obese or immune deficient...I have committed no crime so why exactly does someone think they have a right to not allow me to walk in the park, hike in the woods or go to the beach, eat dinner in a restaurant or go to the movies etc? For something that kills 1 in 17,400 in my age group?  
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        • · Jan 10
      • jmxb
        tamagotchi NWO dude. look it up lol
        • Mon at 11:55 PM
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      jmxb Isn't it mad how everyone defending the lockdowns never left the house in the first place? Literally nothing has changed for them but they still love giving lectures. As for the vaccine, anyone who takes ANY undertested product fresh out the lab is a fucking moron.
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        jmxb Actually, correction. The only thing that changed for them is they no longer have to leave the house to collect their dole/welfare
        • Jan 10
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        InternetCaveman I didn't go out a lot before the lockdowns, but I'm not oblivious. I know there are tons of people that do go outside, and that's how a healthy society actually functions. I'm fully aware that society relies heavily on people that do manual jobs...  moreI didn't go out a lot before the lockdowns, but I'm not oblivious. I know there are tons of people that do go outside, and that's how a healthy society actually functions. I'm fully aware that society relies heavily on people that do manual jobs everyday, driving trucks, construction, etc. These 'peasants' that primarily voted for Trump, are the ones that are keeping our society together, and they aren't too happy anymore. When the food stops coming, the electricity and the water, maybe then these morons will figure out how reality really works.  less
        • Jan 10
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      tamagotchi So glad there are sane people on this site. I was beginning to lose faith in humanity <3
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      Denadel They may not be willing to take it because they are pregnant, that's the only valid reason to not have it if you are offered it.
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    Jan 9 ·
    i would only care about politics if the candidates would beat the piss out of each other to be the next president
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    jmxb
    Jan 9 ·
    Did anyone else have like a whole month in primary school dedicated to learning about vikings, singing viking songs and having a "viking" come in and talk about how they used to wipe their arse with their hand?

    I want to infiltrate whatever...  more    Did anyone else have like a whole month in primary school dedicated to learning about vikings, singing viking songs and having a "viking" come in and talk about how they used to wipe their arse with their hand?

    I want to infiltrate whatever company the viking actor came from and go to schools dressed as a viking but talk about how they got absolutely billy bunned so hard by Alfred the Great that Norweebs and Swedaboos are still mad about it to this day.  less
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      xhxll @[email protected] i-
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      xhxll well, there was the renaissance faire actors' guild, who showed up for art class. they were around for about 2 weeks;


      then there's the national viking day in the dutch-settled areas of the city here
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        jmxb turn up dressed as a saxon, all the vicucks will get PTSD and pisspants themselves
        • Jan 9
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        xhxll i- why? lol
        • Jan 9
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        jmxb why would they pisspants themselves or why would I want them to pisspants themselves?
        • Jan 9
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        xhxll why would you want them to piss themselves /again/?
        • Jan 9
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        xhxll once, in the 900's was probably enough, no?
        • Jan 9
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        jmxb cause vikings are gay
        • Jan 9
      • jmxb
        xhxll >:<
        • Jan 9
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      xhxll it was all very fun; maybe you'd have fun as a renaissance actor! running around in a skirt with a sword and shield, barking at everyone about history ;p
      • Jan 9
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      jmxb Also this viking actor put chainmail on me and belted me in the stomach with a sword to prove how strong chainmail is and although I'm sure it must have been a fake sword, as far as I'm concerned I was attacked by a viking (or at the very least a fat man...  moreAlso this viking actor put chainmail on me and belted me in the stomach with a sword to prove how strong chainmail is and although I'm sure it must have been a fake sword, as far as I'm concerned I was attacked by a viking (or at the very least a fat man with a beard) and I demand vengeance (against both vikings and fat people).  
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        xhxll i see.
        • Jan 9
      • jmxb
        Ohshititsdaddy you got swatted by Hvargleburger or whoever that fat fuck here is?
        • Jan 9
      • jmxb
        jmxb When it comes to viking impersonation I give that guy a pass cause at least he's Scandinavian and isn't a fat mess with an ungroomed beard. But I still want to defeat him in battle and make him pledge allegiance to the one true God.
        • Jan 10
      • jmxb
        Ohshititsdaddy I still just see viking fetishism as thinly veiled white nationalism for neck beard LARPers
        • Jan 10
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      xhxll pretty sure this is the most you've ever talked about yourself, that's pretty rad.
      • Jan 9

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    Someone keeps doing big smelly farts in my trousers
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      BrianOmen It's a gnome in your sphincter. Your bootyhole is his lawn. Those fuckers are evil.
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    Mental that this was 3 years ago and depressing how quickly time has flown by since then. Abyssal's first show, and the only one I played with them.
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