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  • I Had No Idea My Head Was That Big

    I had to renew my driver's license because it was expired. Going to the Department of Motor Vehicles has never been a super fun experience, so naturally, I didn't feel much emotion going there. It was mundane stuff, really. So I got my picture taken and blah blah blah. However, what I saw in the...
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  • Vegan Taco Mac with Count Macrula...

    Count Macrula, Count Macrula, Jr., FreeLee the Banana Girl, and I returned from Publix and saw Joebear and the spirit of Colonel America smashing the TVs. Joebear had anger issues because he lost to Hecarim in League of Losers too many times. FreeLee the Banana Girl saw the TVs being destroyed an...
  • Taco Mac with Count Macrula and Count Macula, Jr., part 5

    Colonel Mac, FreeLee the Banana Girl, and I were back at Publix to pick up ingredients for vegan Taco Mac. Michael the Great Arc Angel of course flew around and followed us. It is important to note that Colonel Mac wore a white MAGA mask: Make America Godly Again. Colonel Mac was rattling off in...
  • Office Woes, part 2 (Michael the Great Arc Angel POV)

    My job is stressful even on lunch breaks. Karens overran Publix, and one turned into a pterodactyl. I flew the Annie's macaroni and cheese, onions, and jalapenos to La Bamba in hopes that the Taco Mac would be available again. Speaking of Taco Mac, I saw Colonel Mac and Xara shopping for Taco Mac in...
  • An article with more details on COVID-19 vaccine testing

    https://www.livescience.com/most-promising-coronavirus-vaccine-candidates.html
  • Articles about COVID-19 Vaccine You Must Read and VIDEO

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOsSmXUz-eI https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/en/news-page/world/they-ve-killed-god-i-can-t-feel-god-my-soul-is-dead-astrazeneca-halts-covid-19-vaccine-trials-after-second-volunteer-develops-neurological-problems https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/08/world/c...
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  • Office Woes, part 1

    (Michael the Great Arc Angel POV) It was yet another day amidst a pandemic of the Coronavirus and spiritual warfare. It was my appointed task from Ahayah, the true creator of this world and all worlds, that I was to protect and serve the people of Gwinnett County, Georgia. I also was appointed to...
  • Colonel America's Reception

    In a meeting hall down the street from where we hold the Secret American Society of Sexually-Frustrated Goats in Atlanta, GA, my uncle Matthew was holding a Call of Duty tournament and the reception for Colonel America's Funeral. Meanwhile, Colonel America's brothers, Curious George and Mr. Supe...
  • Bruce the Ace of Brake-fixing Has Spoken

    Bruce the Ace of Brake-fixing Has Spoken Bruce the Ace of Brake-fixing growled loudly. He looked at me, pointed, and said, "You! I appoint you as my senior advisor!" Bruce the Ace of Brake-fixing was a car mechanic who also led the Secret American Society of Sexually-Frustrated Goats, Secret Amer...
  • Peter Acts Like A Shithead

    The Main Thing Peter and Politicians Have In Common: They Act Like Shitheads Peter was once again sitting at his computer, but this time he was typing like a normal human being. Holy Shit! Peter knew how to type! "Holy Shit, Peter! You can type?" I asked as I walked over to him. "I thought yo...