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  • Colonel America's Reception

    In a meeting hall down the street from where we hold the Secret American Society of Sexually-Frustrated Goats in Atlanta, GA, my uncle Matthew was holding a Call of Duty tournament and the reception for Colonel America's Funeral. Meanwhile, Colonel America's brothers, Curious George and Mr. Supe...
  • Bruce the Ace of Brake-fixing Has Spoken

    Bruce the Ace of Brake-fixing Has Spoken Bruce the Ace of Brake-fixing growled loudly. He looked at me, pointed, and said, "You! I appoint you as my senior advisor!" Bruce the Ace of Brake-fixing was a car mechanic who also led the Secret American Society of Sexually-Frustrated Goats, Secret Amer...
  • Peter Acts Like A Shithead

    The Main Thing Peter and Politicians Have In Common: They Act Like Shitheads Peter was once again sitting at his computer, but this time he was typing like a normal human being. Holy Shit! Peter knew how to type! "Holy Shit, Peter! You can type?" I asked as I walked over to him. "I thought yo...
  • Stone Cold Solitude

    Oh shit is falling from the stone ceiling Frigid it falls on my face My eyelids crust remain open Falling soft asteroids from the gray sky When did I become a stone golem? Shoulders turned permanently to stone Immovable I realize I have no boulders Lukewarm tears start to allow my eyes to close Do t...
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  • My Chamber of Sorrows

    A/N: Wrote October 6, 2005 In my dark quarters, I am chained with thick ornaments to the stone wall. With scratches upon my soul, slashes of the holy whip upon my body. Crimson agony flooding the domain, screams of my soul filling every cavity. My eyes are sewn shut in the darkness, only the sight ...
  • Taco Mac with Colonel Mac, part 4

    "I FEEL GOOD!" the famous song by James Brown shouted. "I knew that I would!!!" The song started this part of the story. Pauno, the Greek God with black curls and green eyes who looked like Dionysus and Kendrick, Peter's ex-girlfriend with sandy blond hair with purple and red highlights joined th...
  • Chapter 10 of Completely Out of Sync: Too Many Frustrations

    Chapter 10 of Completely Out of Sync: Too Many Frustrations of the New Millennium – Not Found in Statham, GA (Joebear POV) “GET INSIDE!” Blondie Black screamed from inside the house. Ruby Black, Baby Black, and I ran toward the house as fast as we could to get out of the waterfa...
  • Chapter 9 of Completely Out of Sync: Too Many Frustrations

    Chapter 9 of Completely Out of Sync: Too Many Frustrations of the New Millennium: What the Fuck? They Disappeared. (Joebear POV) As I was driving, my wife called me. “BAEBAE!!!!” I shouted in excitement. “BAEBAE! So, I called Lorraine Black to tell her you were on the way&hell...
  • Chapter 8 of Completely Out of Sync: Too Many Frustrations

    Chapter 8 of Completely Out of Sync: Too Many Frustrations of the New Millennium – Joebear Saves the Day, or Tries to Anyway I know I said that I would do anything for Xara, my beautiful wife that I love literally more than the world itself, but I’ll be honest, I didn’t need this ...
  • Chapter 7 of Completely Out of Sync: Too Many Frustrations

    Chapter 7 of Completely Out of Sync: Too Many Frustrations of the New Millennium – Houston, Dallas, We Have Several Problems Out the Wazoo Not five seconds after Peter hung up and Patches meowed louder than ever, Lorraine Black, a new friend of mine who was actually black, called me. We speak...