Mr. Super Drywall Man the Informercial

  • If you are ever in need of a wall repair or a new wall, please do not hesitate to call 1-800-DRYWALL to get in touch with your local drywall installer. In fact, please call this number again if at first you don't get an answer. Keep calling until you get an answer, even if it is five o'clock in the morning. In fact, if you call at five in the morning, your drywall installer will give you a discount and thank you for calling him early so that he can go back to his self-loathing.

    He works bright and early to bring peace, joy, and sanity to your home. He is always prepared to fill those pesky holes of yours. And remember, he will always leave you satisfied!