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  • Sooooooooooo

    Appears that I am seeing some School Principal...The lady is lovely and posh and Noodles is NOT. I figured since she just got divorced after a 26 year old marriage she's crossing things off her list. Mess with a slightly grumpy Punk Hispanic dude with bad tats?   So I have to go ...
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  • Honest Truth?

    I actually don't feel to sorry for the victim   Man, 24, 'shoots dead pregnant mom-of-four, 22'   https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/man-24-shoots-dead-pregnant-mom-of-four-22/ar-BB1e3bgR?ocid=msedgntp   She didn't appear to make the best choices and didn't know what a job was...
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  • So I Took Some Muscle Relaxers Annnnnnd?

    Fuck that...Popped them last night and am still sleepy the next day. That shit will literally suck all energy from me and to be honest besides making me super drowsy nothing amazing has happened that Aleve didn't do better. Why would people take these things?  I mean sure you rest but it's ...
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  • I Often Wonder...While Watching Sci-Fi Shows or Movies

    If we're in a simulation...Each of us in our own simulation, but that interacts with each other. A SIMS situation. Like we think we're the ONLY one, but we're not we're just part of a whole. Annnnnnnnnnnd that our luck or life is based on our outlook...Like some algorithm where some people get ...
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  • Ozzies are Weeeeeeird

    Dude high on Meth breaks into a house to rob a couple...He pulls out a gun with blanks and punches the male with some brass knuckles. He gets chased out and his head chopped with a Samurai Sword BY THE VICTIM. Now that couple is in court getting sentenced for Involuntary Murder and being forced to...
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  • Hate the State Department So This Is Hilarious

    China Claims Covid Anal Swabs Administered to US State Dept. Diplomats “In Error”  
  • There Sat Grumpy Old Noodles...

      Talking smack about libs, the lbgtqwarsfbzvxc, minorities, drug addicts, ex-cons and millennials. "Grumble grumble grumble!"-He grumbled in a huff way..."Back in my day!  We had to read the TV Guide and wait for the right day and time to watch a show we liked...We wrote in cursive!.....
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  • Dis Sum Bullshit

    https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/mister-mr-potato-head-gender-neutral-76111309 A mister no more: Mr. Potato Head goes gender neutral   Here's what the new version will probably look like: Enjoy America...There is no Gay Trans Agenda Obviously. That weird Barbie Kid is going to love ...
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  • If You Meet Someone And...

    Your brain isn't flooded with endorphins then don't waste their or your time. Doesn't matter the looks, job or money. It either is or it isn't. Your heart either skips a beat when you meet or it doesn't.  
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  • Fuck a Duck! =(

    I was in some heavy ass REM sleep this morning...My dream was well detailed and beautiful. Was there a beautiful sweet blonde with short hair talking to me in my dream? Possibly. Did my phone ring and take me out of my beautiful second life in another dimension? Yes.  >=( Not saying I w...