"That Moment....."

  • - ...when You keep (stupidly?) trying to actually LIKE a certain person.....

    - ...when some shitty Parker somewhere deservingly-gets A Parking Ticket.....

    -...when You go Do Your Laundry.....

    -...when You need to go Get Some Coffee.....

    -...when You Miss Your Cats...Or Dogs.....

    -...when You find that You are actually finally Giving-Up On Something...or Someone.....

    -...when You finally Hung That New Clothesline Outside.....

    -...when You Kill A WaspNest, and another, and another, and another, and anotherrrrr.....

    -...when You Take The Garbage Out.....

    -...when It's Time For You To Go Grocery Shopping.....

    -...when It's Time For You To Shower.....

    -...When Wrestling Is On TV.....

    -...when You Shave Your Face...or whatever else.....

    -...when You're not too sure yet if You'll like this newly-arrived dude.....

    -...When You Really Badly-Miss That One Truly Special Woman...terribly.....

    -...when You arrive Home from wherever, and You get out of the vehicle to open the gate to drive-in, and You remember that Your Dog Cujo no longer greets You there. I Miss You, Boy. I'll See You Later..... -_-

    -...when you once named a creepy, crawley cockroack Donald Trump...and shortly afterwards you summarily stomped the shitty little crappy thing.....

    -...when that crybabyass "one true goth" REALLY should just take-the-fuck-off and go make his own damn website elsewhere with a grand total of *THE ONLY ONE TRUE REAL GOTH ON THIS PLANET EVER*. Fuck-off already, Whineholio, sheesh.....#Wahhhhh.....

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    -...when You really wish You could somehow help Someone.....

    -...when The Goth actually (believe it or not) *dares* to listen to Non-Goth Music.....

    -...when You see yet another Fail Video of one of a million dumbass motorcyclists fucking-up spectacularly.....#DARWINISM. #NoSympathy.

    -...when You see a *horrible* video from Cambodia of 2 crocodiles at a croc farm eating a baby that wandered too close.....

    -...when You see some Nasty Little Disgusting Bitchass on TV licking a gallon of Ice Cream at a store that Said Little Disgusting Bitch never bought and then puts it back In The Freezer.....

    -...when You see An Ultra-Woman (an uncommonly-brilliant/powerfully-sexy Reporter, for example) on TV that actually makes you say: "O, Baby...".....

    -...when You are just SOOOOO DAAAAAMN TIIIIIIIIIIIRED of hearing about beyonce and j-lo yet again...or some other OVEREXPOSED/OVERRATED "celebrity" like kanye, kid rock, etc..... -_-

    -...when You blocked that one annoying, disappointing motherfucker You actually TRIED to like, for some reason..... -_-

    -...when Things inevitably start to Change. Oh, well.....

    -...when You think of how You have always wanted to Visit NOLA.....#ChocolateCity. #BeSafeNOLA.

    -...when someone who apparently never learned how to Eat With Her/His Mouth Closed grosses you out.....

    -...when You actually *SEE* A Person (even a kid!) Who Apparently *WAS* Actually Taught How To Eat With Her/His Mouth Closed.....

    -...when You yet again inevitably 'hide' something else on Your GW Feed...of course.....

    -...when You are now wondering WHAT ELSE should You now do taskwise around the house.....

    -...when Bullshitass Behavior By Government Employees disgusts You...

    -...when You're pretty certain that You might be able to pull-off American Ninja Warrior if You even bothered enough to go...but You're just sooooo daaaaamn Anti-Sooooocial...ha.....

    -...WHEN IT IS *NOT* DEVILSFOOD'S BIRTHDAY IN JULY! NOPE! HAHA..... XD

    -...when yet again ANOTHER crybabyass little shit bitches about how GW is somehow worse than VF. #GoAwayThenYouLittleBitch.

    -...when it's hot and humid.....

    -...when You fix-up a playplace for Your Cat.....

    -...when You're about to Buzz Your Mohawk Again.....

    -...when You *reeeeeally* don't wanna step-out and Go To The Stores Later.....

    -...when You think about the millions of things You still have yet to do.....

    -...when You 'hide' 2 actually Pretty Kool People on Your GW Feed simply because You Tired Of Their Constant Annoying Lovey-Dovey Stuff To Each Other..... -_-

    -...when You start to wonder about someone that You maybe *really* shouldn't give too much of a shit about to actually Post Assurances/Sympathies to if they never even Thank/Acknowledge You and Your Time/Concern.....#SoImGonnaBlockYouSoon?

    -...when You are Painting Things Around The House (after not having done it for months)...and then You recall How Calming You Always Find It To Paint.....*sigh*

    -...when 'VOYAGER' is on TV..... <3

    -...when You actually feel PRODUCTIVE. XD

    -...when You think of how You *NEED* to hurry up and Make The Starship USS Reliant out of miscellaneous decent junk You have accumulated.....

    -...when You googled Yourself and freaked at how many people have actually somehow Downloaded Your YouTube Dance Videos And Uploaded Them On Other Sites For Downloading. Ha..... XD #NotThatItBothersYouAtAll. #Amusing.

    -...when You see someone who initially You honestly think is Older, and then surprisingly You learn that She is only 19.....

    -...when You see a guy with a flaaaaat nose and You wonder if he's A Boxer...or A Gang Member, or..... O_o ???

    -...when some thirstyass Gay Guy won't stop hitting on You.....#DudeNo. #Bye.

    -...when some irresponsible "fast and furious" wannabe Streetracer Idiot is reported on The TV News to have gotten killed..... -_- #NoSympathy.

    -...when You 'block' some girl who clearly has shittyass taste in guys.....

    -...when You think and laugh at how badly You *used* to love Being In Bands And Gigging years ago...but nowadays, You just *really* want nothing to do with all that anymore, heh.....

    -...when You sense You're going to 'block' someone soon.....

    -...when You are feeling Hot & Sticky all over.....

    -...When You Had Sex 15 Times In One Day.....

    -...when You were told: "You're TOO Big."..."You're TOO Smooth."..."You're SOOOOO Good!".....#TrueStory.

    -...when that shitty, little, pitiful, angry, envious, desperate, begging loser clearly has NOOOOO GAAAAAME. -_-

    -...when You remember Working At Toys-R-Us.....#Ha.

    -...when You 'unlike' Someone's Post that annoyingly somehow keeps Garnering-In Comments.....#UghEnoughAlready.

    -...when You hope that drumpf (and his infinitely-stupid followers) catches Hepatitis soon..... -_- #YouProudlyDumbBitches.

    -...when You see A Truly Intelligent Sexy Woman who actually inspires You to Go Somewhere, Grab An Overhead Bar, And Bust Out 20 Chin-Ups At Once.....

    -...when You're outside trying to take some damn Selfies and You're Getting Your Monkeyass All Stung Up By Mosquitoes..... >_< #LittleBitches.

    -...when You find it hard to like (or even care for) Someone Who Fraternizes With Intolerably-Despicable Fuckheads that You reeeeeeeeeeally looooooooooathe..... -_- #ThatsWhyYoureBlockedFromMyFeed. #EyAtLeastImBeingHonest. #ImAnHonestAsshole. XD

    -...when You learn about Idiot Trump Voters who are now actually Pissed-Off at President Little Bitch because they somehow got Burned/Fucked-Over and they are even Embarrassed Of Drumpf; President Big Fat Liar..... -_- #NoSympathy!

    -...when You are making Yourself a hot, steamin', yummy, tasty cuppa Coffee...at 99-Degrees Fahrenhoight in Satan's Asshole, Texass...ha.....

    -...when that one person chose The Wrooooong Screen Name...she might eventually attract THE WROOOOONG KIND OF ATTENTION. -_- #ChangeIt. #DARWINISM.

    -...when President Fatass Loudmouth *STILL* hasn't built not one fucking mile of the so-called wall.....

    -...when You say: "There ain't no Fame Whores on gothwire!" #Nawwwww..... XD

    -...when You abso-motherfucking-lutely MUST get Yourself some Conga Drums...soon! XD #ARG!!!!! #Congagasm.

    -...in Summer when suddenly somehow A Cold Front just wafted-in and now You actually have A Halloweenly-Lovely Day! <3<3<3<3<3<3

    -...when You checked-in to GOTHWIRE.COM numerous times and You simply kept getting some kind of "server error" page..... O_o

    -...when Halloweenly-Beautiful Days take You wayyyyy baaaaack To Such Toecurlingly-Wonderful Days..... XD

    -...when You feel just SOOOOO DAAAAAMN PRODUUUUUCTIIIIIIIIIIVE..... ;)

    -...when You unfortunately happen to bump into 2 Despicable Entitled Trumptard Snowmonkeys on a good friend's Post somewhere... -_-

    -...when the despicably-stupid, shitty little so-called "white supremacist" Snowmonkey Primate once again DARKENS his pinkskin further WITH DARK INK TATTOOS. #DarkenAllOfItNowBitch.

    -...when The Magatard screams "Build the wall!" but the entitled, little, infinitely-stupid scheisse HIMSELF/HERSELF won't personally go and do it. Haha..... XD

    -...when You're fixing to Mass-Block/Mass-Hide at once a whole lot of annoying little standoffish prima donna bitches. -_- #iAintGotNoTimeToWasteOnYourIngrateMonkeyass.

    -...when You start taking a shower, and only then after a good while do You recall that You forgoth to Remove Your Makeup.....

    -...when You are removing your makeup.....

    -...when You bought Yourself a cowbell earlier.....

    -...when You spent a long time at the store Reading Ingredients Labels.....

    -...When You Feed Your Cats.....

    -...when You finally learned to Care Less.....

    -...when You smell like Fresh Blue aftershave gel, cK1, or African Musk Oil.....

    -...when You meet a girl You're pretty certain that You wouldn't mind Cooking Thousands Of Times For.....

    -...when some (STONEDASS?!?!?!?!) "parent" once again LEAVES THEIR LITTLE CHILD/CHILDREN/PET IN A HOTASS VEHICLE. -_______-

    -...when You periodically refine Your Feed for the better when You giddily BLOCK/HIDE yet some other Unimportant Whatever Person. Ha.

    -...when You finally gave-up actually trying to Like that one person. #NeverWannaSeeYouAgain.

    -...when You actually TRIED to HELP That One Homeless Woman...but she was just SOOOOO FUUUUUCKING PROUUUUUD to accept Your Help.

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