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    If you go away...GREAT. DON'T BE AROUND ME OUT OF *ANY* SORT OF OBLIGATION. I AIN'T NO WEAK, NEEDY, PATHETIC KIND OF BEGGINGASS LOSER THAT FALLS TO PIECES JUST BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO SPLIT.
    I don't understand...A MILLION BILLION THINGS...
    I love it when...I HAVE WEED. HEH.
    My ex is...SEXY AS FUCK. PORNSTARRISH...AND A FUCKING BACKSTABBINGASS BITCH. I STILL WILL ALWAYS LOVE HER, THOUGH, BUT I NEVER EVER WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN. SHE WANTED ME BACK, THOUGH. "I say Nooo, Nooo, No!" -Amy Winehouse <3
    When I woke up today...I LAID THERE FOR 2 HOURS THEN I GOT UP. HA.
    I get annoyed when...PRESIDENT LITTLE BITCH TRUMP IS ON TV RUNNING HIS ANUSMOUTH AGAIN.
    If I won the lottery...I WOULD DONATE FREE CASTRATIONS AND VASECTOMIES TO LOSER DEADBEATDADASS BITCHES WORLDWIDE FREE-OF-CHARGE. YUP.
    My first kiss was...WITH A LOVELY, PRETTY, QUIET, YOUNG BLACK CLARINET PLAYER GIRL NAMED VANESSA BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL BAND. HA.
    My last kiss was...GOOD QUESTION. HEH
    People would say I am...AN ASSHOLE. BELIEVE IT OR NOT. YUUUUUP. XD
    My job is...CURRENTLY A PAINTER. IN HOTASS SUMMER, PAINT DRIES FAST. I'M A FAST CLEAN PAINTER. MHMMM...
    When it comes to religion...IT'S A FUCKING CROCK-O-SHITE. PEOPLE NEED TO BE MORE PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE.
    Sometimes I wish...I WON THE LOTTERY.
    I don't need...TO MEET A MILLION BILLION PEOPLE CONSTANTLY LIKE SO MANY ROCKERS DO.
    I would give anything to see...SOMEONE.
    Have You Ever:
    Been handcuffed: YEAH.
    Threw up on someone else: MY MOM AS A BABY?
    Ran into a relative when buying a 'personal' item: UM...MAYBE?
    Been to a 'adult' store: HEH...YEAH. SEVERAL TIMES.
    Given someone a hickey: LONG AGO...
    Found a four leaf clover: NOPE.
    Started and quit a job all in the same day: YEAH. UGH.
    Lit something on fire just to see it burn: YUP.
    Been called a flirt: YUP. I CAN BE A BIG FLIRT. NOT SO MUCH ANYMORE, THOUGH...
    Been called a redneck: UUUUUGH
    THAT'S INSULTING... -_-
    Been called emo: NO?
    Been to New York City: NOPE.
    Chicago: NOPE.
    Los Angeles: NOPE.
    Dallas: YEAH.
    Miami: NOPE.
    Nashville: NOPE.
    St.Louis: NOPE.
    Seattle: NOPE.
    Lived with someone of the opposite sex: YEARS AGO. AN EX-FIANCEE.
    Driven stick-shift: FOR YEARS.
    Snuck out: YEAH. AS A TEEN.
    Given a stranger your phone number because they were hott: YEAH. EMBARRASSING. NEVER AGAIN.
    Ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere: UGH. YEAH.
    Played strip poker: YEAH. THAT WAS STUPID AND DUMB.
    Played screw the dealer: NOPE.
    Played spin the bottle: YEAH.
    Introduced yourself by a name not your own: YEAH. HA.
    Exposed your feelings to someone and been rejected: YEAH. I EVENTUALLY WISED-UP TO LEARN MUSIC AND EVENTUALLY I NOTICED THAT GIRLS *THEN* APPROACHED ME.
    Broke someone's heart: YEAH. I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT. -_-
    Various Questions
    Are you taller than your mom? YEAH.
    What was the last article of clothing you bought? BLACK SHIRTS?
    Have you been to the movies in the last week? HELL NO. BUNCHA LOUD NASTY BITCHES GO THERE... -_-
    When was your last kiss? LONG AGO. I DONT CHASE MANY THINGS.
    When will your next kiss be? WHENEVER...
    Do you know anyone who is bisexual? YEAH.
    How many windows are in the room you're in? 2...
    When did you last ride in an elevator? DUNNO...
    When did you last ride on a plane? FUUUUUCK THAT. YOU DON'T VALUE YOUR LIFE ENOUGH ANYWAY IF YOU FLY PLANES OR RIDE MOTORCYCLES; FACT. #DARWINISM.
    How long was your last phone call? QUITE LONG.
    Were you born in the 1980's? NOPE.
    What does your dad do for a living? HE EATS. MOVES.
    Have you ever been blackout drunk? YEAH. EMBARRASSING. #OverratedShit.
    Do you know any skateboarders? I SKATED FOR YEARS. NO MORE.
    Do you let people smoke in your car? NOOOOO.....
    What do you feel like doing right now? SMOKING WEED AND DANCING. HA..... XD