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  • Would you ever cut your hair into a mohawk for one thousand bucks?] HAHA...I HAVE A MOHAWK NOW AND FOR YEARS.

    [Who's the last person you rode in a car with?] DAD?

    [Have you ever been pulled over? For what?] NO HEADLIGHTS ON YEARS AGO UPON LEAVING A BRIGHTASS GAS STATION. CROSSING AN INTERSECTION ON A YELLOW LIGHT.

    [Do you know anyone who's vegan?] FOR THE MOST PART; ME. HEH. I'M VEGETARIAN.

    [How do you like your eggs?] NAH. NO EGGS. FOR YEARS.


    [What's one conspiracy theory you agree with?] DUNNO.

    [Do you understand why John Lennon was a big deal?] YEAH.

    [Jared Leto: better actor or singer?] EH.

    [What's the creepiest children's show you've ever seen?] UM...

    [What's the last clothing article you put on?] SHORTS.

    [Where do you buy your groceries at?] STORE.

    [Did you ever have a tamogotchi?] NOPE.

    [Are you a 90's baby?] NOPE.

    [Has anyone ever yelled at you for their position in your top 8?] YEAH. HA.

    [What's the worst food ever?] BALUT? 100 YEAR-OLD EGGNOG? MILE-LONG WILDEBEEST PENIS (or whatever it was that one idiot chick totally ate..."FOR NUTHIN'!") ? ANY OF THAT 'FEAR FACTOR' FOODSHIT?

    >_<

    [If you owned your own magazine, would you be on the cover every month?] MAYBE ONCE A YEAR.

    [Does watching cooking shows make you hungry?] NAH. SOME OF THOSE "COOKS/CHEFS" LIKE RACHEL RAY AND KEVIN BELTON MAKE THE HORRENDOUSLY-GLUTTONOUS, OVERRATINGLY-FATTENINGASS CRAP EVER!

    >_<

    [How do you feel about guys painting their nails black?] HA. LIKE ME RIGHT NOW? BEEN THIS WAY FOR YEARS...

    [Have you ever scared someone so badly that they cried?] HAVE I?

    [Do you have any real regrets in life?] OHHHHH, YEAH... -_-

    [Have you ever gotten lost driving somewhere?] YEAH. SUCKAGE.

    [Tell me someone who's always late:] SOME DIVA SOMEWHERE?

    [Which female singer has the most annoying voice you've ever heard?] WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF SHE SINGS BUT THAT GODDAMN FUCKING *ANNOYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIINGASS* DANCE JUDGE MARY ON "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE" JUST FUUUUUCKING KIIIIIIIIIILLS MEEEEE...THAT PARROTASS LOUD PAINFUL SQUAWKING OF HERS IS SOOOOO UNBELIEVABLY-UNBEARABLE!!!!! >_<

    I GAVE UP WATCHING THE SHOW EXACTLY BECAUSE OF HER.

    [Write a message to yourself backwards:] NO.

    [Do you own anything from a thrift store?] YUP.

    [When's the last time you wrote someone a note?] RECENTLY.

    [Have you ever tried origami?] YESH.

    [Did you ever feed the ducks as a kid?] MAYBE?

    [What's your favorite myspace/facebook app?] 'BUDDYPOKE' AND 'BITSTRIPS'.

    [Do you ever read the classifieds?] SOMETIMES.


    [Do you still have a CD player?] YEAH.

    [What's the next song you'll listen to?] DUNNO.

    [Country music: yes or no?] IF THE SINGER IS A DESPICABLE TRUMPSUPPORTING LITTLE BITCH, THEN I WILL ALSO BOYCOTT LISTENINGWISE.

    [You're terminally ill, name 3 thing you must do before you pass away:] SMOKE WEED, TIE-UP LOOSE ENDS, AND WHAT ELSE?

    [What concert venue do you go to most often?] NO MORE.

    [What was the last play you went to?] DUNNO. "THE OXYMORONS" ?

    [Do your pants have pockets?] YUP.

    [Did you have a favorite book as a kid? What was it?] YEAH. LOTS.

    [Do you talk to yourself?] ALWAYS.

    [Do you hate when death metal bands font is so crazy you cant read the name? HA. FUNNY.

    [Do you own a pair of those 'toes' socks?] NOPE.

    [Have you ever walked around all day with your fly open?] NAH

    [What's the last thing you heard someone say outloud?] "HAVE A GREAT EVENING."

    [Would you rather go a week without toilet paper or without showering?] EW. GIMME SHOWERS. I'LL IMPROVISE SOME KIND OF TOILET PAPER. HA.

    [When's the next time you have to go to work?] EVERYDAY.