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  • 1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?

    "Jesus? Beist Who This Jesus Speaketh Ye Of?!?"

    2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias what is it?

    "Mine Alias Mightest Beist 'Pussy Galore', For Yea Verily Doth It Would'st! Aye!" XD

    3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?

    "Be Ye Gone! And ForEv'rMore Thus Be Banished Hence, West Virginia And Oklahoma, Thou BeFouling Trumpsupporting Swine! Arg!" -_-

    4. You wake up the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try?

    "Heh, heh, hehhhhh...oo...What Sort Of SelfFornicatinglyCarnalPleasures Hath I Ne'er Experienc'd Yet, Ho!" XD

    5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?

    "Han! Thou Swashbuckling Reckless Knave!"

    6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?

    "When But As A Young Lad, Dids't I MuchlySoCovet So Many 'StarTrek' Wondrous Things; Ne'er Did I Get, Aye." -_-

    7. top three celebrities you wanna do?

    "Hahaaaa...TrulyMost, SuchGloriouslyToecurlingHoursOfUnholyCarnalDelights To PassionatelySpend With Lady Juliette Lewis, Lady Angela Bassett, And Lady Lucy Liu, Aye!" XD #Com'stYeHitherLadies!

    8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?

    "Woe! For Yea Verily, Hath I O'er Time SadlySeen Much, Much Pain, Anguish, Sorrow, Vi'lence, And Torment From Lips That HungrilyImbibe Spirits, Aye..." -_-

    9. What is the last movie you saw that acutally scared you?

    "T'was So Long Ago, Recallest Such A Thing Doth I Cannot, Aye..."

    10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?

    "Seem'st I To Remember Once a'Mocking A Man Who Dared To Wear CraftedHair 'pon His Head That Did Not Grow From His Head Naturally. Later, Learneth Dids't I That AnotherWhoStoodCloseBy DuringMineCynicalSpewings Himself Offend'st Wast He For TheSameAestheticReason, Yea. Alas!" XD

    11. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution what's your last meal?

    "Nay! Need'st I Nor Want A Last Meal!"

    12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?

    "The Modern WitchCraft Known As 'Air Travel', P'rHaps?"

    13. Before you die you want to go to...?

    "To Where? But Havest All Needeth I Already, Yea."

    14. Something you'd really like to but probably wont ever be able to

    "Wond'rfulMost Beist It Should I E'er Gain MyOwnMagicalHerbFarm, Would'st I!" XD

    15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?

    "Nay. Desire'st I Not Such A Thing."

    16. A drug you'll never try?

    "Keepest Thine 'Krokodil' Far, Far From Me And Mine, Ho!"

    17. If you were an animal what would you be(NOT what do you want to be)?

    "Nay. Such Knowledge But Cannot I Stupidly Make Anyone Privy To."

    18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?

    "Mightest Beist That The Lovely Lady Lisa So Many Winters Agone, Alas!"

    19. Whats something most people don't know about you?

    "P'rHaps That Makest Wood Coffins For Many Years Now Hath I DutifullyDone, Aye."

    20. first celebrity crush?

    "Ah...The SpellbindinglyEnchantingLilyMunster! LOVE!" XD

    21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?

    "Hahaaaaa...TrulyMostThinkestYe That I'd E'er StupidlyConfess SuchCruciallyImportantKnowledge To AnyOne?!?!?! To Mine Hated Enemies?!?!?!" O_o

    22. what's worse commies or nazis??

    "ParasiticEntitledDeplorableRodents Are What They Are."

    23. Favorite breakfast bread style(pancakes, waffles, toast etc...)?

    "So Long As It Quells The Pangs Of Hunger...The Aroma Of That Toast Indeed Beckons..."

    24. Favorite parody movie?

    "Parody? Hahaaa...Dwelleth 'Pon This Should'st I For A Bit..."

    25. Worst way to die?

    "Woe...The Million Billion Ways To Die....." #MaybeTomorrowOrInFiveMinutes? #ForYeToo?