"The Last Time....."

  • The Last {thing}...


    you drank: PEACE TEA...
    you ate: VEGGIE SANDWICHES. YUM...
    you touched: TV REMOTE...
    you smelled: RAIN. I WAS JUST OUTSIDE. LOOKS LIKE AN INCOMING STORM...
    song you heard: DURAN DURAN'S "MEDAZZALAND"...
    tv show you saw: "SECRETS OF THE MORGUE"...
    movie you watched: "GODZILLA VERSUS MEGALON"...
    time you blew your nose: EARLIER. I ATE HEAVY DUTY "HABANERO SAUCE" HA. I ADDED 2 EXTRA CHOPPED-UP HABANEROS...
    someone caught your eye: LAST NIGHT AT THE STORE. DANIELLE WAS THERE. SUCH A LOVELY FINE YOUNG LADY. I CALL HER "TOYGIRL". HEH... <3
    you had butterflies: WHEN I WAS TALKING TO TOYGIRL, HA...
    you ran a stop light: I'M A FUCKING BITCH, YEAH, BUT I AIN'T NO REDLIGHT-RUNNING, SHITTY LITTLE BITCHASS.
    you got a ticket: MANY YEARS AGO. I JUST BARELY LEFT A BRIGHTASS-LIT GAS STATION AT NIGHT AND I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT MY HEADLIGHTS WERE NOT ON SO I GOT POPPED FOR "NO HEADLIGHTS".
    you flipped someone behind their back: I MAY USE "BIRDFLIP" EMOJIS A LOT ONLINE BUT I DON'T USE IT IN REAL LIFE. FOR SOME REASON, MIDDLE FINGER GESTURES JUST LOOK SO FUCKING DUMB AND STUPID TO ME...
    you called your mother: I'M GOING TO CALL THEM IN A BIT...
    you had tomato soup: DAYS AGO...
    you daydreamed: EARLIER...
    you sang and the hairbrush in your hand was a mic: I DON'T DO THAT...
    you had a nightmare: THIS INTENSE *HEAT* IS A NIGHTMARE...FUCK...
    you flirted with someone out of bounds: HEH...I GUESS WITH TOYGIRL YESTERDAY. JUST FLIRTING, THOUGH. I SENSE SHE LIKES ME TOO. CRAZY PRETTY GIRL... XD
    person you used flattery on: I TOLD TOYGIRL SHE LOOKS LIKE A DOLL WITH LONG HAIR. HA...
    person you wished to know more: TOYGIRL...BUT NOT JUST HER, HEH...
    person you smiled at: TOYGIRL...
    person you rolled your eyes at: DAD? I WAS PROBABLY BITCHING ABOUT MY IRRESPONSIBLE SISTER OR HER FAT/IRRESPONSIBLE/DEADBEATDADASS SON AGAIN...
    person you blew a kiss to: HEH...I DON'T DO THAT...
    person you winked at: THAT NEITHER...
    person you got a FORWARD email from: LORD CRUD. HIS E-MAILS ARE FUCKING ANNOYING AND PRO-REPUBLICAN THESE DAYS. DUDE: STOP YOUR SHIT. YOU'RE LOOKING FUCKING WORSE. WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOU, BITCH? -_-
    song you sang in the shower: PROBABLY NON-LYRICAL "BLUES SCALE RIDES"...AS USUAL...
    last time you showered with someone: YEARS AGO...
    last time you were intimate with someone: HEH, YEARS AGO. BY CHOICE...
    last time you kissed: DITTO.
    last date was when: DITTO.
    last time you felt/caught someone staring at you: ALWAYS. I STAND-OUT IN CROWDS...
    you farted: EARLIER. MY SMARTS ALWAYS SMELL LIKE FRESH ROSES, HEH, HEH... XD
    your date farted: I AM NOT SURE ANY GIRL I HAVE EVER DATED SMARTED...AT LEAST NOT IN FRONT OF ME...
    your dog farted: EW. DUNNO.
    you told a secret: I DON'T RECALL.....